Depression Self-Evaluation

How often have you been bothered by thoughts that you would be better off dead, or of hurting yourself in some way over the last two weeks?

Wouldn't everyone be? The world is shit, and there's no point in living because one day we'll all be dead anyways
I hate myself so much, I don't even recognise myself in the mirror
Why would anyone ever like me at all, I'm miserable to be around and all I do is complain and I can never have fun and god fucking damnit
Hurting myself is sometimes the only thing that gives me even a moment of relief. It's just so heavy all the time. You can't blame me for that, right?
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